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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via oversize-d)

my-name-is-mateja:

mine

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via bastille)